Jason Barry
Valentine
Rob Brydon
Morris Campbell / Prime Minister
Gina McKee
Joanne Campbell / Queen of Light / Queen of Shadows
Dora Bryan
Aunt Nan
Stephen Fry
Librarian
Robert Llewellyn
Gryphon
Lenny Henry
Cops 1-4
Nik Robson
Pingo / Bing
Simon Harvey
Sphinx
Eryl Maynard
Mrs. Bagwell
